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Jun042010
Photo Friday: The Almost-Saturday Edition (or the Run For Your Life Edition)
Friday, June 4, 2010 at 11:57PM
Kaylee and I went to lunch with my parents yesterday, and all of Kaylee's nightmares came true when she was surrounded by toy machines full of spectacular prizes, and none of the machines would give her toys. We lost some money trying to get her a bouncy ball, and Papa couldn't win her a toy from the skill cranes, and after a good $5 of trying, she came away only with a SpongeBob Squarepants sticker.
Gram suggested that Papa walk Kaylee to a nearby dollar store to find her a cheap toy so her whole day wouldn't be ruined forever and ever, and they came back with several things. Including this:
What in the holy hell was my father thinking, not only freeing this ungodly creation into the world by purchasing it from the dollar store, but also allowing it access to our homes? I think it's fairly obvious that our souls are in jeopardy now.
Can you feel it watching you with its one functional eye? I think she's out to destroy someone, perhaps physically but definitely psychologically. She's probably hell bent on seeking revenge on whomever did that to her head.
I'm tempted to toss her in the fireplace. But I think the only thing worse than waking to the sight of a one-eyed baby doll standing over your face with a knife, is waking to the sight of a charred one-eyed baby doll standing over your face with a knife.
*shudder*
Gram suggested that Papa walk Kaylee to a nearby dollar store to find her a cheap toy so her whole day wouldn't be ruined forever and ever, and they came back with several things. Including this:
What in the holy hell was my father thinking, not only freeing this ungodly creation into the world by purchasing it from the dollar store, but also allowing it access to our homes? I think it's fairly obvious that our souls are in jeopardy now.
Can you feel it watching you with its one functional eye? I think she's out to destroy someone, perhaps physically but definitely psychologically. She's probably hell bent on seeking revenge on whomever did that to her head.
I'm tempted to toss her in the fireplace. But I think the only thing worse than waking to the sight of a one-eyed baby doll standing over your face with a knife, is waking to the sight of a charred one-eyed baby doll standing over your face with a knife.
*shudder*
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Reader Comments (7)
HER HEAD IS CAVING IN.
If you burn her you'll need a wooden stake and lots of accelerant. Will pray for your souls.
Aww. Come on. I bet it's not her fault she looks that way. Looks can be deceiving.
(shh... she's making me say that. help. me.)
All parents need a get away more often than you two have had. Have a great get away. Regarding the one eyed doll-reminds me of my braclet of "evil eyes" all the way around. The evil is supposed to protect you so be careful how you treat her.
how did she get to you already? by now you're probably already a goner...
So no throwing her in the fire? Is it ok to keep letting Kaylee throw her off the couch?
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